Grama is still mad con el Filimotas

Posted 5/16/19

Esa mañana Grama Cuca still woke up pensando del Filimotas. She just couldn't understand cómo una persona could think up tantas cosas necias. Filimotas had such weird thoughts que eran …

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Grama is still mad con el Filimotas

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Esa mañana Grama Cuca still woke up pensando del Filimotas. She just couldn't understand cómo una persona could think up tantas cosas necias. Filimotas had such weird thoughts que eran parte verdaderos but that way he expressed them, he turned the truth around de manera que it came out bien wacky. That's the reason que cuando Canutito came pa'la cocina that morning and he continued to talk about Filimotas that grama wasn't nada surprised de sus tonterías. Grampo Caralampio entró en la cocina just in time to hear Canutito say:

"Grama, last month, cuando era Good Friday, Filimotas was watching dos coyotes chasing en pos de unos rabbits. Uno de los coyotes caught his rabbit y comenzó a comérselo but the second coyote soltó a su conejo and he didn't eat it. Filimotas explained to me que era porque el first coyote era un Protestante that he ate it pero que el segundo coyote was a Catholic coyote. When I asked him how he knew that, he explained to me that Protestant coyotes eat meat anytime pero que los coyotes Católicos no comen carne on Fridays."

Grampo Caralampio burst out riéndose in great guffaws but Grama Cuca just twisted her disapproving mouth en un dengue. Grama's problem though, era que she disapproved of Filimotas pero en un strange sort of way, él también le fascinaba.

"¿Cuál otra cosa did that silly Filimotas tell you, m'hijo?" Grama Cuca slyly asked.

"It all started out cuando el parish priest invited Filimotas to have his feet washed el Holy Thursday. El sacerdote had set out una mesa larga by the altar to have twelve men sit at the table como los doce discípulos. The priest had put una charola de fruta on the table as a decoration pero halfway through de la Misa, Filimotas grabbed una banana from the bowl and started eating it."

"¡Jesús mil veces! Ese muchacho es un diablo bien hecho!" Grama Cuca shrieked. "He needs to ask God por muncho, muncho perdón for all the stupid things he says en la iglesia." Then she asked Canutito: "¿Qué más dice?"

"Well," Canutito paused por un momento, "Do you remember that part en el servicio when the priest says: 'Let us stand' y después de un momento he says: 'Let us kneel' y lo dice about twenty times? El Filimotas got tired de pararse e ahincarse at the service and so he yelled at the priest: "Padre, make up your mind; nos paramos or do we kneel? Todo este exercise me está dando un headache!"

"Filimotas is my hero," Grampo Caralampio chortled. "Él dice cosas like the kind that I would have liked to have said. Está algo snapeão."

"He's not so clever!" Grama Cuca argued back. "Yo quiero darle un bunche de nalgadas right in his clever butt. That will teach him not be 'tan snapeão'."

"He said una cosa más que era un poco rude," Canutito added.

"¿Qué cosa puede ser más rude que lo que he dicho?" grama quiered.

"When the priest announced que Jesus had died and was risen, el Filimotas - que nunca oye nada bien - whispered: "Izque Jesus died and is in prison."

Grampo Caralampio fell down en el suelo riéndose but Grama Cuca dropped to the floor overcome por las blasfemias del Filimotas ...

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